So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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