No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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