We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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