Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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