Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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