gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT