I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash