I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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