i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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