Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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