So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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