What should our trivia night team be named?
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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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