i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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