belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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