Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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