Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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