So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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