I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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