i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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