i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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