dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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