There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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