i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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