I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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