Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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