It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize