Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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