Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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