so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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