You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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