Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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