Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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