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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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