If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My dick has a subreddit
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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