I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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