i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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