that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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