OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
are you so shy because you have an std?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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