shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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