No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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