Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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