I skipped work to stalk him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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