Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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