I hope mine doesn't look like that
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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