the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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