so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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