So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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