Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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