Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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