I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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