I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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