No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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