3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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