I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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