Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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