Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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