Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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