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All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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