Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower