SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...