Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.