Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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